SheFinds News: Flashdance 2006

(photo courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd)
I’m all for women’s lib, and feeling a-ok about all of your lady parts, but I don’t think that “flashionistas”, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, were thinking about anything other than tabloid covers, and their awesome waxer, when they felt the need to barrage us innocents with their most private of parts. The first time, ok it happens, the second time, fine, good for some “ooops I did it again” jokes, but now this is getting really out of control. And actually nauseating. Now, I expect this type of behavior from Paris, but Britney? Lindsay? I know they’re going through their “wild”, “experimentation” phases, but are they actually planning on experimenting with prostitution, or gonorrhea? Hopefully, some kind soul will outfit them all in a years worth of undies this holiday season.

As tempting as it may be to go commando in a mini once in a while, (I personally, have never felt the urge… but no judgments) resist temptation and throw on a pair of panties. No panty lines does not have to mean no panties. There are several options available to these girls that are hip, sexy and fun. No one is saying they should be wearing bloomers, just…something.

The Hanky Panky Low Rise Lace Thong Panty was described as “lace butter” in the Wall Street Journal, which may be why none of the 3disgraces (as brilliantly christened by Gallery of the Absurd artist), has ever heard of it. If comfort is what the girls seek, these thongs available in regular and low rise are the way to go. They also come in an array of colors, so if you do flash a little thong, you don’t have to worry about clashing. If Commando is the only way to go, low rise girl short’s and low rise thongs from, well, Commando are a safe option. Popular for their contemporary styling and its ability to eliminate panty lines and “hip gouging”, Commando thongs are invisible even under the most form fitting and sheer clothing, and I’m pretty sure Paris & Britney have a few items fitting that description.

Don’t get caught with your bikini wax showing, check out SheFinds picks for more undies options.