Store Review: Dita Von Teese on Eros Boutique

Dita Von Teese apparently doesn’t let a tiny little thing like BREATHING get in the way of fashion. Case in point: the Dita corset sold at her online store, erosboutique.org,claims to cinch in your waist a full two inches. Ouch! Who needs all their ribs anyway? Dita models the satin corset with what appears to be a patent leather skirt, equally tight. Even as uptight as I am (or so I’m told), I admit the outfit is hot. I can’t show you most of the other items on sale at the site. You’ll have to see them for yourself. Let’s just say Eros also sells catsuits and other “accessories” privately chosen by Dita herself. If it’s true men want a lady in public and a, ahem, freak in the bedroom, I’d say, from all appearances, Dita Von Teese keeps her new husband happy privately and publicly. On one hand, there’s this sweet-faced, perfectly coifed woman in feminine and dainty clothing. That’s the Lady Von Teese. On the other hand, she did just wed Marilyn Manson, after all. That tells me the woman has a freaky side. Find racy attire at erosboutique.org.