Dragon Breath Begone!

What: SmartMouth 24-Hour Breath Freshener As Seen on the Apprentice

Why: Donald called. He says it might be time to — ahem — brush your teeth ‘cuz you’re stinkin’ up the tents! When brushing is not enough, consider this safe, yet effective industrial strength mouthwash to nix a nasty case of halitosis. Whether you just get a case of morning breath or tend to scare away coworkers while sitting in the boardroom, SmartMouth Mouthwash might just be the best investment you’ve ever made. How does it work? Unlike other antiseptic mouthwashes, SmartMouth contains NO alcohol, which means no burning or discomfort. After regular usage twice daily for a week or two, this rinse containing zinc ion technology will not only clean up the stink in your mouth, but it will prevent it from resurfacing. How’s that for slaying the dragon? While you’re at it, check out the SmartMouth line of toothpastes, gum and mints for a clean mouth on the go. Now Donald won’t have to fire you.

Price: $12.99

Find It: drugstore.com