I used to live in Argentina, and whenever I had a long weekend coming up, I’d travel to Rio, the most beautiful beach city in the world. It has lovely architecture, great music…and the most beautiful asses ever. Everyone has these big, round, perfectly-tanned butts, which they refuse to cover with swimsuits — they exclusively rock thongs. It’s ass city, all the time. I felt silly and inferior with my modestly-sized, fully-covered, totally mediocre derriere.
But now I may just have to return to Rio. Because now I can go with a new, improved ass. How, you ask? With the Ass Bra.
You just climb into this S&M-style device (that our friends at Styledash turned us on to), and voilá! Gravity-defying ass! Get that bubble butt you’ve always wanted. Take Copacabana by storm! Believe it or not, they make all kinds of this bizarre product. They even have ones that include a tummy-tucking panel in addition to the booty-boosting back. Below are options for women on the go– just slide them up over your legs and you and your newly perky ass are ready for anything.
Think this trend is bizarre? Check out the new butt-cleavage panties that entered the scene a few months ago, and the Brazilian Butt Lift phenomenon that caught on with women around the country. Are backsides the new boobs?
For less intimidating sculpting options, check out our Shapewear Guide.
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I’m a bog fan of the Bubbles stuff. I tried the o-panties when they first came out and I love them!
I think anything, yup anything that a girl/woman can wear to look better, sexier or just make her feel better about herself is good. Remember we got the thong from Brazil where the women obviously are very body conscious. They do look awkward but if they make you look hot in jeans, who cares and who will know. Some women won’t wear them and that is ok, but hooray for the people who sit around thinking this stuff up.
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