Madonna Should Take Us Shopping

In yesterday’s UK Daily Mail, columnist Liz Jones wrote that by looking at a woman’s clothes, you can tell a lot about her current emotional state and she claims Madonna is out of touch with her age, devastated by her divorce, and completely unaware of who she is.  Jones focuses in on outfits like the Jolly Green Feathered ensemble from a recent Gucci party to an outlandish bowtie dress. 

Considering that she’s still got the body of a 25-year-old dancer and she’s taking great pains to maintain some semblance of youth, I say let Madonna bring the crazy until she just doesn’t feel like it anymore - with some minor exceptions, like wearing pants with the Jolly Green Feathered tunic. I would also cut down the excess exposure of her body.  

Sometimes the best way to show how great your body looks is to simply wear clothes that fit well. I personally would advise something hot like this Alice + Olivia Open Seamed Lace Yoke Dress ($440) or even this Issa Print Dress with Tie ($658) to show off those legs.

Madge, make you a deal: you take us on a workout and we'll take you shopping. Yes?