The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Harnesses, Wings, And Lingerie Somewhere Underneath It All

So, we watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show broadcast last night and we have just one question: when did showing zero-fat supermodels walking the catwalk in their underwear, harnesses, and wings become quality programming? We know the show is primarily for the guys but we’re the ones who have to wear this stuff. Frankly, watching models that must wax from the neck down is not exactly a sexy-time inducing activity.  Our other gripe is that you couldn’t really see the cute lingerie underneath all the harnesses and belts. Who wears a belt with a bra and panties?

We’d like to suggest some options from VS that are plenty sexy by themselves, without the extra help of six-foot sequin bow. Put this Very Sexy Demi Push Up Bra and matching Cheeky Panty  ($58 and $28) under your holiday outfit and we can almost guarantee your significant other will want to unwrap you. For the girls who have a little more to hold up and in, this Very Sexy Plunge Demi Bra with matching Garter Skirt with Thong ($45 and $28) will definitely do the trick.  

Just want some sleepwear? If you want demure, grab this gorgeous Pleated Swingy Slip ($58). If you are looking for cozy and comfortable, how about kicking it up just a little with this Flowy Cami and Pant Set ($49)? Comfort doesn’t have to be sloppy.

If you buy these for yourself or someone else you love, just remember that sexy starts in your own skin.  We’re pretty sure that’s really Victoria’s little secret.

And check out our guides to the best bras , underwear , and shapewear while you still have lingerie on the brain.