Thanks To Gisele And Cocoa Butter, Tom Brady’s Hands Stay Silky Smooth

Let's get ready for some football! Or if you're like me, let's get ready to ogle Tom Brady. Unfortunately, this hunk of a man is spoken for by ultimate glamazon Gisele Bundchen, so I don't believe I have a snowball's chance in hell. Ah well, back to eharmony.  In the meantime, I found it both hilarious and borderline creepy that a topic getting buzz this week is Brady's hand lotion preference – mostly because it was recommended by his supermodel sidekick. Now as if it couldn't get any odder, the choice is Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula Lotion ($4.49). Not that I have anything against Palmer's, but you'd think the power couple could come up with a more prestigious choice to moisturize those million dollar paws. Here are a few suggestions for more Super Bowl worthy lotions that would better suit a potential championship ring-bearing hand. 

L'Occitane Verbana Harvest Hand Cream ($18) might seem a little girly, but it is great for reducing perspiration and swelling to prevent those pesky fumbles.

Before Gisele tucks him in at night, maybe she can slip a pair of Bliss Glamour Gloves ($48) on Tom's hands to keep them silky smooth.  

The aptly named Super Hero Hand Cream from Sephora ($4) is perfect for the superstar quarterback. Unless, of course, he loses.