What Have We Done To Deserve The Paris Hilton Denim Collection?

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I’m beginning to feel like I’m going through the four stages of grief when it comes to Paris Hilton. I started with Shock, moved into Denial, became really Angry when I found out that she was going to not only invade my media outlets but my department stores, and now?  I thought I had moved to Acceptance…until I saw this.

Yes, ladies, as if we haven’t had enough of the Paris blitzkrieg, we now have the opportunity to purchase the Paris Hilton Denim Collection. As if books, perfume, videos (ahem), and a new television show weren’t enough, you can ensure that Paris has your back(side) in her jeans collection. Feast your eyes on some highlights from the collection: the Full-Length Skinny Jean with Zipper ($78), the Gold Pocket Skinny Jean ($78), and the Twisted Seam Jean ($88). All a little less than $100, available through Dollhouse.com, and…insulting my intelligence.

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Do we really need to purchase a pair of jeans that have contrast stitching around the largest part of most women’s bodies, the tush and thighs? Who comes up with this stuff? Oh, that's right.. Paris Hilton does.

If this collection truly becomes a hot seller, then I will be shocked, and the process starts all over again. Even then, I’ll take my money and put it towards therapy, not these jeans.

For more stylish (and flattering) denim options, check out our Guide to Your Favorite Jeans.  

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COMMENTS

  1. DropThatTubeTop! says:

    That is the most trannyfabulous line i’ve ever seen. It may work for Paris, but once old big bertha gets her hands on a pair of those animal print disasters—-Ugh, so Jersey. Someone grab the hairspray.

  2. Cindy says:

    That’s too bad that the style will only fit a few ladies out there and not the majority of ladies who are curvy.

  3. Kyle Richardson says:

    Paris making something for the environment, she is so busy now a days. I also see her video about the presidential election wherein the Presidential campaign TV ads is getting a little nasty,The media is begging for it and the people want to see some fight in their candidates. So here ya go…and I am sure this is only the beginning. So, if I’m going to ask this question, which one is more believable?
    http://clashorama.com/index.php?id=191

  4. RepeatPossessions says:

    I admire Paris’s style and confidence to create her own line of jeans. I’m sure they will sell big and go far most of Paris trends do. For example the most recent spreading trend the jeggings are showing up on just about everyone! I recently purchased my own pair from RepeatPossessions.com and fell in love. They come in blue, charcoal, and black. One size fits all, and they ship world wide!

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