Always Lose Your Sunglasses? Why Not Just Stick Them To Your Face

A bizarre trend recently popped up in Azumi & David’s spring line: disposable sunglasses. They come on a thick roll of tape (similar to that used to secure a UPS package), and are simple enough to use. Simply peel, and stick… to your face.

It's one thing to use tape in the office, and we’ll even secure clothes with it, but there’s something about pasting glasses to my face that just doesn’t seem right. Initial concerns include loss of eyebrows, eyelashes, and maybe even a layer of skin. And then there’s the issue of looking like I'm perpetually emerging from intensive eye surgery. If frequent loss of your shades is the concern, may we suggest some less expensive alternatives that will leave your dignity intact?

If it's full coverage you seek, these Octagon glasses ($24) will do the trick. For a more retro feel, both these Horse Aviators ($18) and Two Tone glasses ($18) will let you play around with different looks for under $20.