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shefinds | October 15, 2009

Halloween Costumes Continue To Slut-ify Things We Thought Couldn’t Be Slutty

Yes yes, Halloween has become all about women having an excuse to look like a ho. What amazes us, though, is the holiday’s uncanny ability to take totally non-slutty things (Taxis, people. Actual taxi cabs.) and tart them up. If I was intent upon looking slutty, I’d just wear over the knee boots and hot pants, but ok. Click for the slideshow of our favorite “sexy” examples. [slideshow]

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  • ms

    It’s almost impossible to find a Halloween costume that doesn’t look like a strippers outfit or a bad version of a holiday hooker.
    Sad really and the vast majority of girls go right for them without even a thought. So little imagination.

  • Antikythera

    Do girls really go for them? I can’t remember ever seeing anyone actually wear something like this. Men design them in the hopes that women will wear them, but most women who dress up for Hallowe’en seem to have more dignity than that.

  • me@me.com

    Was this written by blyhte@shefinds? excellent. I like that downward dog, dog. I wish I could rent the pup and Buy its halloween costume.

  • Geoff Jenkins

    Slutty mental patient? Is the irony lost on everyone? Who’s going to wear a costume that screams “I’m crazy and slutty”?

  • Viva Swag

    That’s why I always go with something original and non-slutty.

    http://www.vivaswag.com

  • michelle

    @geoff that’s what makes it fun! I don’t know how you carry a drink though when wearing a straight jacket.

  • Tracie

    I’m not surprised. I was just shopping for a Sgt Pepper-style Beatles costume and even that comes in a skimpy, slutty version. I bought the men’s version instead, though I think I will skip the mustache and little round glasses a la John Lennon.

  • mm

    Don’t forget the “Women’s Soccer Cutie Costume” available from Target: http://www.target.com/Women%E2%80%99s-Soccer-Cutie-Costume/dp/B00279ZMZU.

  • Tegan

    Wow, get over yourself. Yes the costumes are ridiculous but labeling something as “slutty” is just rude. Maybe you should respect that some women are comfortable enough in their bodies to wear a revealing outfit (since it is HALLOWEEN a time to wear something you NORMALLY would NOT wear). You shouldn’t criticize what other people choose to wear since it has absolutely NOTHING to do with you and doesn’t affect you in anyway. Grow up and learn that other people wear different things.

  • Jenny

    Agreed that Halloween has definitely become an excuse for many woman to dress as whores or very slutty. Just because a woman is comfortable with their body, she doesn’t have to show every inch of it. Men don’t find it that appealing, most find it trashy. What other reason would a woman choose to wear the “sexy mental patient” costume than to show off her goods? Because their is nothing creative about that costume!

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  • SultryOne

    You should check out http://www.sultryfashion.com they carry a huge selection of sexy adult costumes for everyone, Mild to wild and everything in between….lol

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