The FaceTrainer- Not As Scary As You Think (But Still Kind Of Scary)

What: The FaceTrainer by no!no!, $200

Why: If you want the muscles in your body to look their best, you exercise them, right? The idea behind the FaceTrainer is the same. The inside of the mask has a tight, rubbery texture that provides resistance when you try to move your facial muscles.

Ok ok, so the idea of actually wearing this thing is fairly ridiculous.  My first thought was that this reminds me of an old Ally McBeal episode where Ally’s assistant invents the “Face Bra” to much ridicule. My second thought involved flashes of Hannibal Lecter.

Which brings us to the real question- does it work? I’m tempted to say yes. While I’m a bit outside the target age-range for this product, the day after I used it I definitely noticed that my face felt weirdly sore in places I didn’t even know could get sore, so I would definitely tell anyone considering a face life to try this this first. At least for a good laugh.

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