wine rack
| | July 15, 2010

Meet the Wine Rack: Bust Enhancer, Secret Booze Container

You know a guy came up with this one.

Meet the Wine Rack ($28.75) – a new product on the “they made what?” invention market. It’s basically a sports bra fitted with a bag for liquids that can be filled with up to 750 ml of wine, a.k.a. an entire bottle, thus creating the illusion of big chest.

While you may be offended – I apologize in advance – I have a small bust and live for my white wine, so I secretly kind of love it. First of all, the name is awesome. Secondly, its kind of perfect for outdoor concerts and BYOB events where beers are overpriced and bar lines are long. Plus – anytime you can kill two birds with one stone, I’m game. [Racked]
What do you think?

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  • MeShell

    This is great! As you get more and more drunk, your boobs get smaller… But, everyone else is probably getting drunker too, and your boob size will matter less and less to the dudes, haha.

  • Charlotte

    I think this may be the only bust enhancement item I have ever NOT been offended by.

    Practical, convenient…if you have to wear a bra, shouldn’t it do more than just remind you that it causes you pain to run or jump without one?

  • Stacia

    I definitely already came up with this idea a year ago! Holy shite!

  • BaronBob

    We have one for the men too! It’s called the “Beer Belly” Check it and the Wine Rack at BaronBob.com

  • Anne

    I built my own for a costume one year (Goddess of Wine) the problem is that if you drink white, like I do, its SUPER cold the first time you put up against your chest! I’d put a “buffer” sports bra in between. Brilliant concept though!

  • Jeff

    The obvious corollary would be a “wine jock-strap” contraption LOL.
    A whole bottle’s worth would create a lump big enough to get you arrested for………something.
    And maybe it’s just me but I can’t see too many folks lining up to take a sip of any beverage that has spent the past hour cooling someones sweaty gonads:))

  • http://shefinds.com Michelle

    @anne – HOW did you build your own?

  • Melanie C

    lol… that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen… I love it!

  • Jamelio

    So what size do you order? the size you already are or the size 750 ml will make you?

  • http://shefinds.com Eileen Conlan

    The size you are now is the correct size so it fits your body.

    Happy Wine Racking!

  • Lateif

    Personally I like to sip straight from the nip, regardless if anything comes out…

  • lola von szent-gyorgyi

    this is about the silliest..but clever any way.

  • sheen@

    while this is a fantastic idea.. we forget that our body temp runs at a temperature thats near 100 degrees.. Wont take long for that cold beverage you put into that bra to warm up quickly to your body temp. hot wine? hot beer? or whatever? No thanks.. unless is an already warmed alcoholic beverage.. lol