Cut Out Swimsuits | Hérve Léger | Weird Fashion

Herve Leger’s taking the body conscious trend to a whole new level–self conscious.

While Spanx swimwear sucks in your gut, this $1,050 Hervé Léger “sunsuit” shows it off–and the kicker is that it can’t get wet, proving to be the most high maintenance swimsuit ever. With an out-of-reach zipper in back, you’ll never be able to get yourself in (or out) alone and the “non-adjustable” halter is even less accommodating.

Feeling claustrophobic yet? We haven’t even mentioned the cut out-design it’s sure to breed some funky Teletubbie tan lines. At this point, we suggest you cut your losses, grab a cheap Old Navy bikini, and save that thousand dollars for a vacation instead.

And we thought hoof boots were bad.

Take a look at some under-$100 bikinis, and all of this week’s sales and deals.