You Can Now Bid For A Date With The #Twinning Twins From Jersey Shore On eBay
File this under reasons I’m embarrassed to be alive.
New low! The twins from Season 4 of Jersey Shore: Italy Edition are slutting themselves out beyond just the cast. Now you can totally bid on the Situation, Vinny, and Deena’s sloppy seconds on eBay:
Taken directly from their eBay listing (which, as of publish time, has two bids and is up to $1,030):
“BOGO {Buy one blonde, get one free} Win a date with the official twins behind TWINNING. Make more headlines with the twins from Jersey Shore. This is THE opportunity for the night of your life, and only ONE person can win the bid! Treat yourself with a Christmas gift of a lifetime. Show the Situation who’s really TWINNING.
You plan the date. It’s in your hands no curfew
Included: Unlimited pictures
*Must be 21 or older and be the highest bidder. [No age limit]“
Think before you bid, fellas (with “no age limit”), this item offers “No returns or exchanges.”
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