This 'Super Sexy' Etsy Dress Is The Definition Of 'Crack Kills'

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May 3, 2012

Ever since our Top 10 Fashion Dares post, we’ve been striking up the courage to face our biggest fashion fears. That is, until we came across this little gem of a dress on Etsy. Ladies, if you think the LBDs and low-cut tops in your closet are sexy, think again. Because Greek designer Lina Petrauskiene begs to differ. In fact, her idea of sexy requires dresses to be “business in the front” and “raging party in the back.” And by “raging party,” we mean a gaping hole that exposes your backside business. The description of this “Super Sexy Dress” says:

This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body

We’ve had our fair share of WTF moments while shopping online, such as spotting a fascinator with a set of eyes and discovering a gigantic pill box for a purse. But this “super” sexy synthetic dress belongs in the hall of fame. Where on earth could we even wear this? For the lucky Etsy shopper that snagged this item (yes, someone physically and willingly took out their credit card to purchase it), we really hope you let us know. Wherever you and your attractive bum are.

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