Worst Tan Lines EVER?! This Cage Suit Is Like A Fisherman's Net For Swimmers


July 12, 2012

According to Nasty Gal, this Trinity swimsuit ($245) is a “Most Wanted” (ie. bestselling) item on the retail site. WTF?! We love NG, but cannot wrap our heads around why anyone would want to look like they caught got in a fisherman’s net while swimming. The tan lines on this caged suit are just ridiculous; you better dunk yourself in SPF 45 if you plan to wear this to the beach. It may be “smokin’ hot,” as the site describes — but it just doesn’t work for swimwear.  The craziest part? There’s only 2 sizes left.

For more swimwear, Oakley’s swimwear launch, the 10 Worst Celebrity Bikini Photos, and the 10 Best.

 
Tags: swimwear, WTF
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