Uncategorized | February 16, 2009

2008 Jewelry Trend: The Signet Ring

Personally, I'm not entirely sold on the re-emergence of the signet ring. Lady Sovereign (MTV's newest female, British, white rapper) sports a chunky signet ring Read more…

| | December 8, 2008

Maidenform’s Backless Bra: Reality Television Finally Did Something Other Than Kill Your Brain Cells

What: Maidenform Breakthrough Backless Bra, $25  There was a dark period in my life during which I saw more aging breasts than Brett Michaels during Read more…

Uncategorized | November 1, 2008

Femme Fatal: Dolce and Gabbana Metal Corset Belt Squeezes The Life Out Of Fashionistas

As I look back through fashion history, I think that there is, perhaps, a pact amongst male fashion designers to guarantee perpetual female discomfort. The Read more…

| | October 17, 2008

SheFinds Guilty Pleasure: Spanx

I have a lot of guilty pleasures: Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, bad horror movies, Lifetime Movie Originals, celebrity gossip magazines, and Pop Tarts. Read more…

Uncategorized | September 24, 2008

Embellished Ballet Flats For The Commuter Who Doesn’t Want To Look Like One

Working in the city, I always shudder when I see the decidedly un-chic commuter uniform: tennis shoes, tights, and a skirt or dress. There's just Read more…

Uncategorized | July 30, 2008

Today I’m Wearing My Breasts On The Outside, Thanks To The Marilyn Sweatshirt

I have to admit something. I've tried writing up this sweatshirt that Trendhunter turned us on to about three different times. Each time, I end up two Read more…

| | July 28, 2008

You Might Not Have Been Born Yet, But Your Wardrobe Is Getting Nostalgic

Blame the success of Mad Men, Amy Winehouse's (crack-concealing) beehive, or the inevitable fashion nostalgia rotation… because this season, editors are pulling at anything bearing Read more…

Uncategorized | July 24, 2008

Carasol Parasol Saves You From The Sun – But Do You Have The Guts To Walk Around With One?

We all know them. The tanorexic. They're slightly orange and never too far from a tanning booth. And as middle age approaches, that sun worship Read more…

Uncategorized | July 23, 2008

More T-Shirt And Less Porn Please, American Apparel

I'm not a prude.  I bought Jenna Jameson's book.  Porn, sexually suggestive advertising, all that… I can deal with it.  However, there are things that Read more…

Uncategorized | July 22, 2008

Yay! Let’s Confuse Starbucks Employees With A Coffee Cuff

The designers of this chic little bangle should probably start trying to solve the health care crisis, because this little piece of jewelry is so Read more…

Uncategorized | July 15, 2008

Not The Breast Way To Wear Your Belt

When I was in elementary school, our substitute gym teacher was an older (but still spritely) woman.  However, her wardrobe of polyester high-water bell-bottoms, orthopedic Read more…

Uncategorized | July 9, 2008

Vitamin A Swimsuits Will Take Your Mind Off Your Pasty White Thighs

What: Vitamin A Swimwear Why: I dread the onset of swimsuit season like an outbreak of Ebola virus. Sometimes, after one too many vodka sodas, Read more…

| | June 11, 2008

SheFinds Solution: Leave Muffin Tops To The Bakery Thanks To Yummie Tummie

I love a good empire waistline for one reason: it avoids the dreaded muffin top phenomenon. After all, what girl likes seeing flesh spilling out Read more…