Jennifer Lawrence's BFF Gives HILARIOUS Account Of Going To The Oscars

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March 7, 2014

You thought Jennifer Lawrence was hilarious? Just wait ’til you meet her friend Laura Simpson. Simpson is lucky enough to be BFF’s with the American Hustle star, and also her date to the 86th Academy Awards this past weekend. She just gave a first-hand account of what it’s like to be a mere mortal among the Hollywood Gods on her MySpace page. Including what Brad Pitt smells like, what it was like to catch Jennifer’s epic fall on the red carpet, how insanely gorgeous Cate Blanchett is in real life and more. Here’s a passage:

We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible. I have never experienced anything like it. The only time anyone talks to you is if you are in the way of his or her photo. Oh and photographers on the carpet yell “YOU IN THE HUGE DRESS, GET OUT OF THE FUCKING SHOT.” It’s incredible. It is no wonder actors are crazy. The carpet is filled with screaming fans and photographers who only care about you; everyone is salivating to talk to you and telling you how great you look. We finally make it to the end of the carpet and I decide to use the restroom before I sit. Jessica Biel holds the door open for me and compliments my dress—no human being should be allowed to have her face and body. I get inside and Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wall Street shows me her Kardashian-sized diamond ring in line for the toilet and says “I feel like a guy with a gun should be following me—I could be halfway to Mexico with this by now.” The lights begin to flicker and we are told we need to take our seats…

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