#OMG: Why Does This ASOS Google Eye Fascinator Hat Exist?
February 13, 2012
We get it. Fascinators are supposed to be a bit quirky and abstract. But the idea of putting an extra set of eyes—let alone a pair that looks like it came from a five-year-old’s arts-and-crafts box—on a piece of dome-shaped cloth isn’t exactly chic, no? We’re also not really sure how this ASOS Google Eye Fascinator Hat is priced at $21.49. Surely there wasn’t that much precision and skill behind producing this hat, let alone at least $20 worth. Perhaps we’re not daring enough to give this silly-looking topper a try. We could give a whole new meaning to being called “Four Eyes.” Or maybe we should keep this type of millinery to the experts. If only Phillip Treacy stumbled upon this page…