Site We Love: awfulplasticsurgery.com
January 28, 2005
Tired of the celebrity barrage of plasticity? Think shows like The Swan is what is wrong with America? Well, have a look at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com. Any celebrity is game in this lipo-slinging forum for the worst of the worst plastic obsessions. With topic categories like â€œOoops, I Messed Up My Faceâ€ and â€œBad Hair Transplants,â€ there are plenty of before and after shots for you to gander at and feel a little bit better about that characteristic bump in your nose you got from your Aunt Jeanie.
One article titled â€œThe Ugliest Breasts In Hollywoodâ€ shows pictures of Kate Beckinsaleâ€™s boob-job complete with breast stretch marks. Thatâ€™s one bad boob-job. Iâ€™m all for improving your outward appearance, but even some of the already beautiful are apparently trying too hard for perfection. (See: â€œMeg Ryan aka Trout Lipsâ€) Poor Meg Ryan appears to be the butt end of a joke from the American Bee Research â€œcosmeticâ€ division.
And of course, what would a site about bad cosmetic surgery be without the Plastic Pop King? Michael Jackson. AwfulPlasticSurgery.com offers a link to Anomalies-Unlimited.com which provides detailed descriptions of Michaelâ€™s path to plastic-dom.
If you see a cosmetic disaster in progress, AwfulPlasticSurgery.com encourages their readership to submit any celebrity bodily or facial folly. Suggest a celebrity and they will try to find the flaws in even your least-favorite scene stealer. But, who, might you ask, is the most requested celebrity? Aussie beauty Nicole Kidman, who â€œ[has] problems making facial expressions and resorts to these weird gestures using her head.â€ The site claims that people are amazed at how much her appearance has changed over the years, yet asserts that â€œaging is allowable, but looking like a different person is odd.â€