Marketed as “Find Me If You Can,” the latest lingerie line from a Brazilian designer, Lucia Lorio, comes equipped with a GPS tracking device. The owner of the device’s password (in theory, that’d be your guy) can track the underwear’s whereabouts (and thus, you) online.  Thanks, but I think I’ll just pay the bill for the microchipping in my cat.

Want skivvies that send a message?  Do it the old-fashioned way, with a playful pair of undies that reads “I love you” across the back.  Or pick up this hipster three-pack from Old Navy, which includes a pair printed with the words “Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh! Oh! Oh!”  Ostensibly, that should get you into the holiday spirit, or…well, you just interpret the message as you see fit.

Of course, if you’re looking for undies that neither say anything nor connect to the internet, we’ve got you covered with the best eco-friendly underwear and controlling underwear.

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What: A free Chantelle Tanga thong when you spend $100 on any of these Chantelle items at Bare Necessities.

Why: The Tanga retails for $30, so a free pair is a real deal. Plus, it comes in three colors and has sexy details like a scalloped lace and a thong cut.

Chantelle bras come in sizes 30-44 A-HH, so you should have no problem finding a perfect fit – like the smooth Rive Gauche T-Shirt Bra (pictured here with the undies you could get for free).

How: Just shop these Chantelle styles on Bare Necessities, and when you’ve hit $100, click on the “Special Offers” link in your shopping cart to claim your free thong.

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Forget expensive roses, there’s nothing like a bouquet of underwear – if they’re soft, sexy Hanky Panky thongs, that is. Since your boyfriend would never be this thoughtful (or creative for that matter), we’ve teamed up with Bare Necessities to give away six pairs of low rise Hanky Panky undies (arranged in bouquet form). These panties are the greatest, but if you’re already covered on the undergarment front, this cute set is the perfect gift for a stylish friend.

It’s all a part of this week’s Freebie Friday, but you only have one day left to enter, so get going, this is a prize we wouldn’t want you to miss out on.

While you wait and see if you’re the winner, shop for the rest of your intimates needs. We’ve got comprehensive guides to the best in more thongs, sexy underwear, and strapless bras.

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What: A bouquet of six low-rise Hanky Panky thongs in assorted pinks, available exclusively at Bare Necessities.

Why: Because Hanky Panky thongs are among the absolute best underwear we’ve ever worn; the soft stretchy lace lays flat and doesn’t pinch anywhere, and they’re impossibly comfortable.

Plus, this pretty set is perfect for gift-giving – if you don’t love Hanky Pankys yourself (which we find nearly unfathomable), you most likely know someone who’s obsessed.

(Even if you don’t win – or just want your Hanky Panky fix now – you can always buy them here.)

How: Sign up for the SheFinds newsletter with a valid e-mail address, then leave a comment below and tell us why you want to win, and/or Tweet this message:

Win a Hanky Panky thong bouquet from @barenecessities on @SheFinds! RT with #shefinds or comment here http://bit.ly/4gpVFi

You can enter twice per e-mail address by commenting and Tweeting – double your chances of winning!

1. Post a comment below or tweet the above message.

2. You must supply us with a valid email address and sign up for the SheFinds newsletter.

3. The contest starts now and entries must be date stamped by our server no later than Friday, November 6th 2009 at 11:59 AM Eastern Time to be eligible.

4. One winner will be selected during a random drawing. The winners will be contacted and must reply via email as instructed in the newsletter to claim the prize.

5. No prize substitutions.

6. You must be 18 years old or older to enter and a resident of the USA. Residents of the state of Florida are not eligible to enter; entries from the state of Florida are void.

7. No purchase necessary.

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A good bra is hard to find, so since we live to lighten your shopping load, we’re giving three very lucky contestants the chance to choose two pieces from Va Bien’s new ultra-Lift collection. We love Va Bien’s sexy shapewear because it’s classy, comfy, and slimming – what more could you ask for? And after all, as many of us have discovered the hard way, even a great top doesn’t look so great atop an ill-fitting bra.

These are all excellent reasons to get moving and click to enter this week’s Freebie Friday contest – but hurry, you only have one more day.

Shopping for shapewear? Our picks for the best in t-shirt bras, body shapers, and spanx will keep you looking svelte all season.

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We know bra shopping is a pain, so we’re giving three very lucky contestants the chance to choose two pieces from Va Bien’s new ultra-Lift collection. We love Va Bien’s sexy shapewear because it’s classy, comfy, and slimming – what more could you ask for? And after all, as many of us have discovered the hard way, even a great top doesn’t look so great atop an ill-fitting bra.

These are all excellent reasons to get moving and click to enter this week’s Freebie Friday contest – you have one more week!

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You know you want some fresh undies and workout tanks for the new season. Well, Hanes is one of our favorites for soft panties, bras, and those comfy white V-necks you go through like wildfire. That’s why we’re giving away $50 Hanes Gift Cards to two very lucky readers – and if you shop through us, you’ll get 10% off any order (even the unlucky can take advantage of that).

It’s all a part of this week’s Freebie Friday contest – so don’t waste any more time, you’ve only got one day left to enter.

For more top skivvies, check out our guides to the best underwear, best bras, and the most flattering lingerie.

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What: Two $50 gift cards to Hanes.com – plus 10% off any order when you shop through this link. (No winning necessary there. Just click and shop, because we love you.)

Why: Hanes just launched their interactive Social Mix Hub, where you can get news and info about the brand and products, upload photos of you in your Hanes, and check out the bloggers they’ve chosen to help out with the initiative (yeah, that includes us).

They’re seriously into comfort – spearheading such products as the ComfortSoft waistband (read: panties that don’t pinch your hips) and tagless tanks (no scratchy neck tag) – so if you have an opinion on a Hanes item’s comfort-ability, don’t hesitate to tell them.

How: Do some exploring at the Hub and on Hanes.com, then come back and leave a comment about what you’d buy with your $50 gift card.

Shameless plug: We’ll post deals like this one on our Facebook fan page – fan us to get the scoop when you sign on.

1. Post a comment about what you’d buy with your Hanes gift card.

2. You must supply us with a valid email address and sign up for the SheFinds newsletter.

3. The contest starts now and entries must be date stamped by our
server no later than Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 11:59 AM Eastern Time to be eligible.

4. Two winners will be selected during a random drawing. The winners will be contacted and must reply via email as instructed in the newsletter to claim the prize.

5. No prize substitutions.

6. You must be 18 years old or older to enter and a resident of the USA.

7. No purchase necessary.

8. Void where prohibited.

9. Click here for the full rules.

10. Specific prize subject to availability.

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Just for fun, we wanted to bring you a photo of new work from two Japanese artists/designers, Yoshikazu Yamagata and Kentaro Tamai.  The sculptures are titled “A Long Story” and consist, more or less, of an enormous bra/undies set hanging from a random tree:

The designers’ experimental merger of fashion and art, called writtenafterwards, is a medium through which they approach fashion as “a communication tool.”  In the case of the giant underwear, what do you think they’re trying to communicate?  Leave any thoughts in the comments.

(And if you’re simply looking for underwear that communicates wearability, check out our guides to the best bras, underwear, and shapewear.)

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We love a good deal on underwear, and this often leads us to those three-packs of cotton briefs.  However, every now and then we like to take things up a notch…but that doesn’t mean we believe you have to kick up the prices, too.

These silk boy shorts trimmed in black satin are the epitome of demure-chic ($18 from $60.)

I adore this sophisticated silk bra from Elle Macpherson, because it’s lovely rather than vampy ($26 from $85.)

A floral-print bra, when it’s cut low and sheer like this one from Stella McCartney, balances edge with sweet detail ($75 from $150.)

Stock up on more undies, bras, and shapewear from our many guides.

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