The 10 Most Ridiculous Items From The Opening Ceremony Holiday Gift Guide

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December 7, 2011

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like chainmail.

While I do love Opening Ceremony, I also find their take on “Holiday Gift-Giving” to be utterly hilarious. From Alexander Wang condoms to the $2,715.00 Mugler pumps pictured left, Opening Ceremony’s Gift Guide seems like it was made either by or for Lady Gaga herself.

Check out our top 10 picks after the jump.

For gifts people will actually want to buy, be sure to shop our guide to 50 gifts under $50 and our guide to the season’s bestsellers.

 

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