Between hit songs "OMG," "U Got It Bad," and his perfume "UR," we're convinced Usher solely pitches ideas to his agents via text.
9. Unforgivable Woman by P.Diddy
This perfume would make the cut even if we were looking at the ad alone--is it just me or does P.Diddy's love look slightly non-consensual? And on top of that it's called "unforgivable woman." Something seems off here.
8. Unbreakable by Khloe & Lamar
Creating a couples' scent called "unbreakable" is roughly equivalent to getting love tattoos--it's a bad idea that probably curses your relationship. Side note: this scent is unisex. Having trouble picturing what kind of men OR women this would appeal to.
7. Lollipop Bling by Mariah Carey
"Lollipop Bling?" I'm pretty sure that already exists--it's called a Ring Pop.
6. Konvict by Akon
I wonder if this is fragrance is stolen just as frequently as it is purchased.
5. Boyfriend by Kate Walsh
I had to interview Kate Walsh about her launch of this fragrance last year. She essentially explained it as the scent of "the morning after."
4. Just Me by Paris Hilton
Out of Paris' 11 fragrances, this is the one that gets me--"Just Me" implies it's her personal scent, bottled. Think of it as a pheromone. With a sex tape.
3. Fancy Nights by Jessica Simpson
Did she ask a three-year-old girl to name this perfume? It actually sounds like a Polly Pocket theme.
2. Circus Fantasy by Britney Spears
First of all, what the hell is a 'circus fantasy'? Scratch that, I really don't want to know. Secondly, does this or does this not smell like fried Oreos and elephants?