This Dress Might Be The Most Absurd Thing Ever, But It'll Hide Anything On A Fat Day
September 13, 2013
If you’re looking for a halloween costume, or if you want to get a few stares on a night out, then this Viktor & Rolf Black Bow Dress is for you—but only if you want to spend $2,195. Its gigantic bow and fabric overkill will hide anything in your midsection, even some weird bump on your back that no one should see. The description says it’s a cocoon, which is completely accurate. The only way it can be more accurate is if it says the shiny fabric looks like the shell of a beetle, or maybe even a cockroach. If that doesn’t scream high fashion than I don’t know what does! But you better get yours quick, there are only three left.
For more outrageous outfits, check out this $5,500 Givency cape, how to look like Miley Cyrus from the VMAs, and the expensive collab between Stella McCartney x Goop