Yuck: Lingerie That Comes With A GPS Device
November 19, 2009
Marketed as “Find Me If You Can,” the latest lingerie line from a Brazilian designer, Lucia Lorio, comes equipped with a GPS tracking device. The owner of the device’s password (in theory, that’d be your guy) can track the underwear’s whereabouts (and thus, you) online. Thanks, but I think I’ll just pay the bill for the microchipping in my cat.
Want skivvies that send a message? Do it the old-fashioned way, with a playful pair of undies that reads “I love you” across the back. Or pick up this hipster three-pack from Old Navy, which includes a pair printed with the words “Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh! Oh! Oh!” Ostensibly, that should get you into the holiday spirit, or…well, you just interpret the message as you see fit.