Want to know the latest addition to the sassy products crew? Well, first there was bitchy tote bags, then we found some seriously inappropriate t-shirts, and now we have makeup bags that aren’t afraid to talk back…if bags could talk. The sayings on these cases range from just tryin’ to have some fun:”In Case Of Emergency Put Mascara On Yourself Before Helping Others”, to total self-absorbed greatness: “Sometimes I Think Life Would Be Easier If I Wasn’t So Pretty”. Either way, you can’t take any of these too seriously, they’re only bags after all. We found a bunch of sassy makeup bags in all shapes and sizes, so you should have no problem finding one that fits all your products. Rebecca Minkoff‘s Cory Pouch ($65) says it best, “99 Problems, But A Pouch Ain’t One”. Click the slideshow to shop our favorite sassy makeup bags now.