2013 Is The Year Of The... Crazy Batsh*t Bride

January 8, 2013 by Pauline Millard
shefinds | Weddings
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Celebrities get married all the time; this usually involves a super-secret location, a designer dress, a few tasteful photos released to the press, a People mag cover… and then we all go on our merry way.

Then there’s that other breed of celeb, the one whose wedding destroys everything in its wake. These involve tiaras and television specials and matching tattoos and a paparazzi circus and — and ultimately, divorce (sometimes as soon as 72 days later). Well, lucky for the viewing public, this year is slated to be filled with plenty of these events.

We’re calling it now: 2013 is going to be the year of the crazy ass bride and the over-the-top wedding. Well, just look at who’s engaged! You’ve got over-the-hill pop stars Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson, unlucky-in-love spinster Jennifer Aniston (proving all those tabloids covers wrong!) AND her nemesis and husband-stealer Angelina Jolie. Hell, you’ve got a god damn Jersey Shore cast member! Yes, yes, yes. Expect more pink wedding dresses, public meltdowns, and quickie divorces than you can shake a stick at. It’s like that Kardashian fiasco x 10 (heck, she might even get married, too!).


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