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Breast-Enhancing Gum: What Will Male Scientists Come Up With Next?

January 9, 2013 by Jenn Rice
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When we first came across this so called breast-enhancing gum, we thought it was one of those fake infomercials like the neck basket. I mean come on, WTF. Seriously? We soon discovered that Zoft Fulfill Gum is a very real thing. And then our laughs turn to cries, and panic set it.

This “all natural” gum claims to give you larger, firmer breasts in as little as one month, with its powerful mixture of herbal ingredients. Anyone desiring to achieve Dolly Parton status can check out the full list of said ingredients here.

Look! They’re having a special. You can now get 15 boxes of Zoft Fulfill ($239.95) as part of their January promotion. That’s 360 pieces of chewing gum – sorry lockjaw sufferers. Or you can always play it safe and start with just one box of Zoft Fulfill ($24.95) and see how it goes. If your boobs start magically growing overnight, please let us know call your doctor right away.

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