Oh, Rih Rih, can we count the ways in which we love thee? The ultimate bad gal turns 26 today, and is on top of the world. She just snagged her third Vogue cover, broke the record for #1 singles from an artist (10), and received the very first AMA icon award. Yeah, she’s already an icon at the age of 26–it’s enough to make you wonder what you’re doing with your life.
But our favorite thing about Rihanna isn’t her music, looks, or style (though all are fantastic). It’s her Good Girl Gone Bad antics that make us want to be her BFF. Who else could have a nice sit-down dinner at an upscale restaurant wearing a completely see-through blouse with no bra? Would we have forgiven anyone else for conking a fan over the head with a microphone during a performance?
But of all the gifts Rih’s given us, possibly her greatest are her hilarious, razor-sharp quips. It’s only fitting that we revisit them on her birthday!
Click through for 26 of the best things Ms. Robyn Rihanna Fenty’s ever said in her 26 years of life. Here’s to many more!