Every year has it’s token train wreck, and 2012’s is roadkill-eating Georgia family the Thompsons. At the heart of the clan is Toddlers & Tiaras star Alana Thompson, aka Honey Boo Boo child. Alana truly is a “superstar” — one who can’t be slowed by early onset diabetes, a dependency on amphetamines and false eyelashes, and a tendency to pass gas. She’s still a star who wins pageants! And get’s her own TLC spin-off! And generates millions of YouTube views!
If we haven’t made enough of a case for YOU to be Honey Boo Boo for Halloween, then clearly you don’t know a good thing when you see it.