A Snooki Wedding Is Happening, People. We Found 10 Jersey-Worthy Dresses For Her.
March 16, 2012
You’ve probably heard by now – the great Snooki is engaged! Also, she’s pregnant! And while we know she and her Jersey-tastic fiance “Jionni” haven’t set a date yet, we wanted to pitch her a few post-preggers wedding dress options that we think are particularly Snookilicious.
There are super low necklines, cut-outs, miniskirts, animal prints, sequins – all the things a Snooki loves!
This baby powder pink and leopard print hi-lo monstrosity is right up Snooki’s alley. And yes, it’s not white, but blush is so trendy right now! Plus, we all have video evidence that Snooki’s been smushed a time or two. Also – the baby bump.
A see-through bodice, a mini skirt that barely covers your naughty bits, and a ridiculous ruffle train? This is “Jersey Shore” elegance at its finest.
This crazy, sequin cut-out number seems comparatively classy on the heels of those last two dresses – in fact, we’d be pretty relieved to see Snooki in something similar on her big day.
A splash of shiny, some sharp, angular cut-outs – you’re right, there’s just not enough cleavage potential on this one to make it a true candidate.
This dress pretends to be tres sophisticated with its trendy sweetheart neckline and bedazzling floral embellishment, but then – BOOM – it has a little Angelina-Jolie-at-The-Oscars moment.
Check out this Jersey-licious madness. I wouldn’t be surprised to see this one on any of the “Jersey Shore” gals whenever they inexplicably appear on any red carpet ever.
A little high low action would really suit our petite reality celeb.
That’s right – zebra print AND sequins! Two great tastes that taste great together, right?
This sexy little number definitely lets everyone know that you are DTW – down to wed!
From the waist up, you could be Audrey Hepburn! From the waist down? It’s Snooki all the way!
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