What: Giorgio Armani Portland Python Boots, $1,725
Why: No, we're not joking. These boots actually cost almost $2,000. For that money, you could also buy ten pairs of stylish shades, three Alice + Olivia dresses, or pretty much all the beauty products you'd ever need. Instead, you just get a pair of boots.
But what boots they are. The thigh-high shaft can be worn up or rolled down, making these the perfect match for anything from skinny jeans to an adorable mini dress. And the python skin outer couldn't be more luxurious. We can't even imagine how amazing it would feel to trot these beauties out for a night on the town. But if these don't fit in your price range (are you Ivanka Trump?), check out our boot guide for more reasonably priced alternatives and keep an eye on eBay to see if a pair appears for less.