Ah the glamour of fashion week.

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11:15 AM: Arrive at red sole clad, Marc Jacobs bag tot’n fashion fans

11:35 Sigh

11:45 Sigh

11:55 Line starts moving alllriiiight!

12 PM: See huge pile of nifty canvas gift bags. PR girls are holding ten of them within my arm’s reach. “Can I have a bag?” “On the way out.” There are like 100 bags piled up so feel ok with this.

12:01 PM: Where are the seats? 12: 02 PM: Where’s the show? 12:03 PM: Notice 3 models stepping off of Design Within Reachish coffee tables. PR person hands them gift bags 12:05 PM: Say to PR person “What happened? Where’s the Show?” “The models had to go – they had another show to go to.”

12:07 PM: Huh? OK. Follow a group of dumbstruck fashion gals out the door. Others stay inside looking dumbstruck. 12:08 PM: Sorry no more gift bags.

I am a fan of wedding anniversary no less) to hustle down to the West Village for her show, but….can someone at least send me a gift bag???

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