When we first spotted this ASOS Google Eye Fascinator Hat, we were all like, “OMG WTF?” and decided to have fun with the idea of sporting an extra pair of eyes on a black piece of circular felt. And while that was just for a laugh in the name of fashion, we suppose ASOS never got the joke (or hint). Instead, the popular retailer was probably all like, “OMG YES! MORE!” The result? MORE tiny hats that are even more ridiculous than before. If you’re down with donning a fascinator at your next soiree, might we suggest one that resembles the top of an apple? Perhaps one with miniature mouse ears? Or maybe a hybrid wicker-basket-cupcake hat? ASOS has got you covered from head to–well, just your head—a kooky-looking head at that.