Your man is hot, right? Do you think about a juicy, flame-broiled hamburger whenever you think of him? Because if you do, Burger King has a body spray for your dude. In what is surely a sign of the apocalypse, the fast food chain that brought you the Whopper and those creepy commercials with the guy in the King mask has decided to move their marketing appeal into the fragrance arena with Flame, a new body spray for men that, according to the press release, “features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat.” The limited edition fragrance WAS available for $4 online, but is already sold out. However, you must take time to watch the cheesiest and funniest online commercial we have ever seen.
Go on, we’ll give you a moment to collect yourself.
If you’ve got a thing for unusual fragrances, we suggest something a tad classier. Demeter makes some great fragrances based on everything from Gin and Tonic ($20) to Dirt ($20) and even Rubber ($26). Whatever gets your personal fire going, we’re here for you.
But don't ask your man for fries to go with that shake. That's just wrong.
Check out our Fragrance Guide for other scents.