Ladies, we have a serious question for you: Would you wear Jeffrey Campbell’s infamous Lita shoes on your wedding day? You know, the sky-scraping platforms that any fashion blogger worth her salt has most definitely teetered upon while standing pigeon-toed on a cobble-stone street. If the answer is no, wait just a second and consider this: What if they’re lace?
Our favorite rebellious footwear brand has teamed up with retailer Ashbury Skies to bring about three versions of a hipster’s dream wedding shoe. The line, called Cold Feet, also includes a few more sane (but still non-traditional) options–but where’s the fun in that?
So, what bride would wear these? We can think of a few situations. Though they’re definitely not timeless wedding shoes, we could easily see them paired with a short, fluffy dress, perhaps at a cute City Hall ceremony. They could also work if they’re juxtaposed with a dress that will never go out of style. Still not buying ’em? Just wait–we’ve got a few more ways in which these babies could work on your wedding day below:
Lita Daisy ($165)
So, maybe you’re a very petite bride, but came across the most fabulous Marchesa gown at a sample sale. Can’t bear the thought (or cost) of altering it? Slide into these babies and instantly become the 5’8 model you always knew you could be.
Lita Velvet ($180)
Something blue shoes have been making an appearance at weddings for years now, so why not use these platforms to test a theory? The larger and brighter your something blue, the luckier in marriage you will be? Hey, it’s worth a shot.
Lita Lace ($180)
And finally, shoes that could easily be mistaken for a foot fetishist’s wedding cake? C’mno, how can you resist?
But for reals, tell us in the comments if you would ever wear any of these shoes for your nuptials?