Celebrity Sob Story: Jessica Simpson and the Slipping Strapless Dress
January 8, 2008
Jessica Simpson suffered an unfortunate but common issue plaguing any woman brave enough to go without straps. At the Kennedy Center Honors last December, Jessica Simpson was seen using all of her strength to hold up a black strapless dress that seemed destined to hit the floor before the song "9 to 5" was over. Unable to keep the dress up and remember all the words to the song simultaneously, Jessica quit mid-song and went tearing off the stage in tears in front of her idol, Dolly Parton.
Aww, Jessica, we’ve all been there – bridesmaids and prom attendees alike. We wish we could have given you some Lacebugz, adhesive dots and strips that would have held you and your confidence in place. Place them on the strapless bra, stick the dress on them and it stays put. Next time give us a call instead of your stylist. We deliver. Getting ready to have your own strapless dress event and want to avoid a similar wardrobe malfunction? Check out our Wardrobe Malfunctions guide, which is chock full of great stylist secret weapons to keep you in and at peace with your wardrobe.
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