If you haven’t already tried a pair of Charlotte Dellal’s sky-high, super platform pumps in the bedroom, grab your significant other and get thee to a cheap motel–stat. Her Charlotte Olympia line is filled with leg-lengthening, butt lifting pumps that come in boudoir-friendly prints and colors like leopard, lace, black and lipstick red. Add zippers and Swarovski crystals to that equation and you’ve got the sexed-up Charlotte Olympia x Agent Provocateur line, which just hit Net-A-Porter.
The resulting 2-piece collection is one that shoe addicts and horny housewives alike are going to flip for (we’re looking at you, 50 Shades Of Grey nation). For the dominatrix-in-training, the Bellatrix zip-trimmed patent-leather pumps ($895) come in black patent leather, with a zipper lining.
And for the more coquettish type, these Candice crystal pompom silk sandals ($895) come in a blush pink and feature a tulle pompom “dusted with shimmering Swarovski crystals.”
What else did you expect from a luxury lingerie brand and “playful” shoemaker?