Thankfully, I don't need to. There are plenty of skincare products jam-packed with ingredients that help promote circulation, thus making us look (and feel) just a little bit thinner. Take a look at our picks in the slideshow.
Karin Herzog Tonus B12
Say bye-bye to problematic loose spots, thanks to this fab toning cream. Using vitamin B12 and a ton of green tea, this body cocktail helps break down fatty deposits and revealing pretty, taut skin.
Karin Herzog Tonus B12 ($60)
Basq Revive Firming Body Oil
We know--body oil? Firming? What? This is basically a body oil on steroids--it targets loose, saggy skin and firms and tones any jiggly bits.
Basq Revive Firming Body Oil ($19.50)
Soap and Glory Sit Tight Super-Intense 4-D
This smoothing serum is perfect for the couch potato in all of us. It's made to be used on your lower body--namely, your thighs, hips and butt--for some serious SPANX-like action.
Soap and Glory Sit Tight Super-Intense 4-D ($24)
Nerium Body Contour Cream
Turn back the clock on saggy bits with this contouring miracle-worker. It helps firm, tone and make you look like you totally didn't go for that third margarita.
Nerium Body Contour Cream ($75.31, down from $110)
The Body Shop Spa Fit Toning Massage Oil
Talk about double-duty: this massage oil tones and firms while sinking into your skin, thanks to the zesty 100% natural-origin citrus ingredients. The scent is no joke, either--it makes you feel like you just stepped foot inside an exotic orange orchard.
The Body Shop Spa Fit Toning Massage Oil ($24)
Bliss Fat Girl Slim
This heavy cream reduces the appearance of cellulite, dimples and bumps, all thanks to the power of caffeine-derived ingredients. Rub this on the backs of your thighs for a flawless finish.
Bliss Fat Girl Slim ($36)