We're not sure anything can top the craziness that was last season of the Real Housewives of New York. However, the first trailer for Season 9 certainly looks like it can get the job done.
The Season 9 trailer is absolutely loaded with drama and soon-to-be classic one-liners like "Why don’t you put an E-ZPass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel." Iconic.
From Bethenny and Ramona confronting LuAnn about Tom's cheating (who she went ahead and married, btw!) and the introduction of new housewife Tinsley Mortimer (who was basically the Paris Hilton of NYC circa 2010), to Jill Zarin's return (!!!) there is SO much happening and it's kind of hard to even process all of it. Ahh!!!
Here's Tinsley. Hi, Tinsley! Apparently, she lived with Sonja during filming. That should be fun!
The ladies *finally* take that trip to Mexico that was cancelled last season because of Bethenny's health scare...
and this happens (that's Bethenny and Sonja). Watch the glorious two minutes and 19 seconds here and pray to the reality TV gods (Andy Cohen) that this season lives up to the hype. RHONY returns April 5 at 9/8c.