We ventured on to find more design worth questioning in this week’s edition of Designers on Crack. Up next: not what my boyfriend meant by cushin’ for the pushin’, step away from the aluminum foil and how to make your thighs thunder, all with one easy garment.
We’re not sure what to hate more about these Alexander Wang Bette Up Front Mules – the glossy blue toe, the thick heel or the asymmetrical clog top. At $247.50 – down from a whopping $450 – you probably still won’t need to worry. Just Cavalli’s Silver Lamé Mini Dress with puff sleeves ($420) is wrong, unless you plan on looking like a baked turkey!
Shorts are tough enough to pull off — why add another obstacle? These Graeme Armour J.A.G Frill Shorts ($715) have managed to find a way to make our thighs infinitely thicker with voluminous scalloped tiers. Ugh!
Enhancing our boobs, sure. Volumizing our mane, check. How about stuffing our right ab, left shoulder and right forearm with awkward padding? This Comme Des Garcons Carded Wool Check Sweater ($387.50, down from $775) manages to do this with an abundance of polyester. Don’t stand too close to that candle!