Francophile or not, the French language is a fascinating one. And when it comes to fashion, chances are you’ve tried to dress as chic as a Parisian woman in a striped top and tapered black pants getup. So it’s no surprise that the two have come together on the traditional graphic T-shirt. The funny thing is, while “Je t’aime” and “S’il vous plait” are about as far as the French-speaking newbie can translate, we found a slew of phrases on shirts that would make us reach for a translating dictionary….so we actually did. Check out our slideshow of translated French phrase T-shirts to see what you’re really telling the world when you wear one.