Why: Sunscreen rules. Isnâ€™t it time you traded in your UV ray-worshipping tendencies and embraced your pallor? Besides, that self tanner never really looks natural. So, celebrate your decidedly un-bronze skin tone with Local Celebrityâ€™s â€œPale is the New Tanâ€ t-shirt. Just make sure to slather on some SPF 15 before baring your arms. Irony rocks.
Price: Cheaper than a good bottle of sunless tanner- $20.00
Find it at Karmaloop.com.