Leave it to Gwyneth Paltrow to tout the most expensive breakfast ever. According to a post on her website goop, Paltrow drinks the same smoothie every morning “whether or not she’s detoxing.” It costs $200.
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS??? There must be freakin’ gold in this homemade concoction, right??? WRONG. The ingredients include “ashwagandha,” “cordyceps,” and “ho shou wu” (whatever those are), as well as some more standard add-ins like almond milk and coconut oil. But here’s the real kicker. One of the ingredients, Moon Juice moon dust, costs $55 for one jar. *Mind explodes*
In case you have a pile of cash and don’t know what to do with it, here’s the full recipe:
1 cup almond milk
1 tablespoon almond butter
1 teaspoon coconut oil
2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
1 teaspoon maca
1 teaspoon ashwagandha
1 teaspoon ho shou wu
1 teaspoon cordyceps
1 teaspoon moon dust of choice: Action Dust to soothe overworked muscles, Beauty Dust for a glowy complexion and healthy hair, Brain Dust to combat mental fogginess, Goodnight Dust when sleep has been evasive, Sex Dust, for, you know, and Spirit Dust to get that extrasensory perception going.
pinch Himalayan sea salt
pinch vanilla powder (optional)
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