Why: Because digging your iPod out of your hipster, skinny jeans, is far too strenuous. Because if you drop that Nano one more time, you may as well leave it where it falls. Or maybe, you don’t need the whole train knowing that you rock out to Kelly Clarkson. Not that you’re emarrassed or anything, it’s just no one’s business. Avoid these unseemly situations with this futuristic Kenpo Jacket, and keep your iPod safely tucked away, while you use the wireless control pannel built into the arm to listen to “Because of You”, to your little hearts content.
What he said:“I wish to remain anonymous” Okaaay, what do you think of the jacket? “I do not listen to Kelly Clarkson that much.” Of course not. “I do love this jacket, I feel like I’m living in the time of the Jetsons, you know the future, because I can control the music without even touching my iPod, and no one stares over my shoulder at my playlist. I’m an extremely private person.” Of course you are.
Price: on sale for $129.99
Find it: jcpenny.com