Garlic Jackson is the latest sketch comedy group to absolutely NAIL girlspeak… and it’s so good that it might rival the classic “Sh*t Girls Say,” not only in its hilarity, but in its accuracy.
Ever feel like you are “LITERALLY dying” because you “can’t even” handle something, particularly watching Beyoncé
snatch wigs perform? “Help! My Girlfriend is Literally Dying!” addresses the issue millions of American women face when Queen Bey (who by the way, is EVERYTHING) graces their screen.
This vid really hits home for me in particular, as it was the exact state I was in for exactly 48 hours after Beyoncé released her visual album. Sadly, I did not have a concerned male counterpart to help me out of my “chick trance,” so I was literally dying (but “getting my life” at the same time?) for about an entire month after the album dropped. The road to recovery has been slow. Partition still gives me heart palpitations.
Anyway, peep the hilariously spot-on video below–it’ll have you cracking up all afternoon.