If you’re cast as a Real Housewife on one of Bravo‘s many iterations of the reality show, you’re likely to become a celebrity, whether you contribute anything of value to society or not. We want to blame network CEO Andy Cohen, but really, we can only blame ourselves for giving the undeserving so much of our attention. But what if Real Housewives was cast with actual celebrities? You know, people who are actually famous for something in the first place? What drama would arise? What shade would be thrown? What tearful red wine-fueled confrontations might go down?
We don’t think any real celebrities would agree to appear on the show, but it’s still fun to imagine what it would be like if they did–and we have a few ideas on which celebrities would be perfect for an all-star season of Real Housewives. Click through the slideshow to find out who we would cast for our fantasy season of the addictive reality series.