Why: Bacon has been the hottest internet meme for pretty much ever now, leading to increasingly crazy bacon products popping up everywhere. Now the makers of bacon salt and baconnaise bring us savory, bacon-flavored lip balm. While I have not actually tried it, I have a hard time imagining that this is any different than simply smearing the leftover bacon grease from Sunday brunch onto my chapped lips. Gross.
Besides, wouldn't having bacon-flavored lips just be frustrating? Bacon lip balm all but ensures that I'd be dreaming of these while I sadly munched my lunch salad.