Microsoft To Launch A 'Selfie' Phone With A Front-Facing Camera
July 31, 2014
Just last week, my mom learned what a selfy (her spelling) was, and now I am legitimately concerned that she will abandon the iPhone and hop on the Microsoft bandwagon, just because this is the “hot new thing” and “all the kids are doing it these days.” I already get enough middle-aged woman “selfys” as it is. I can’t handle anymore, Microsoft. Not only are all of the celebs going to have this thing, (obvi because they’re obsessed with themselves), but parents (who want to torture their kids) and middle schoolers will probably have it too! Can’t these oldies and youngins just leave selfies alone? Can’t they just let the millennials do our own thing? Thanks Stephen. Look what you started.
And what could possibly be next? A phone designed for taking belfies? Or maybe there will be a phone designed for taking pictures of the food you didn’t eat? This is getting out of control. Do you think the selfie phone is the cool new thing or is it just a crazy iPhone spinoff? Let us know in the comments below.