At least one good thing can come out of a pre-nup–the opportunity to dress up as La Divorcée Extraordinaire for Halloween! If only Britney could get a sense of humor.
This absolutely fabulous costume will take less time to put together than your husband took finding a new wife. Start with a sultry black negligee and tights (after all, you still got it), then cover those other assets with a fabulous faux fur that you can find for next to nothing at your local thrift shop.
Since the devil is in the details and no longer in your bed, make sure to pile on the jewels head to toe. Finally, those leftover Mardi Gras beads come in handy!
Before your grand entrance, smudge your mascara and smear your lipstick as if you’d had a few too many. Then grab your favorite martini glass, plaster on your most carefree smile, and exclaim, “C’est la vie. Faisons la fête!”